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A  motor  mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a  BMW M3 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist  in his shop.
The  cardiologist was  there waiting for the service manager to come and   take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across  the garage,  ”Hey Doc, want to take a look at  this?”  The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked  over to where the mechanic was working on the
 BMW.
The  mechanic straightened up,  wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So  Doc, look  at this engine.  I opened its heart, took the valves   out,
repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put  everything  back in, and when I finished, it worked  just like new.  So how  is  it that I make $40,000 a year and you make $1.7M  when you and I are  doing basically the same  work?” The cardiologist   paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the  mechanic….  ”Try  doing it with the engine  running.”

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